Yanukovych's cock-eyed logic

Today Yanukovych, staged a television interview.

"The President emphasized that Ukraine would continue its European integration course.
“We will go our own way, we will do everything for Ukraine to become economically stronger,”

"As soon as we reach that level [when we are competitive] which will be comfortable for us and which meets our interests, when we will get agreement [with the EU] on normal terms, then we will conduct a discussion on signing [ the Association Agreement]. When will this be...time will tell." 

[My translation - The presidential website's official imo 'ropey' translation also at the link above].

So when Ukraine sorts out it problems with the oh so generous help of Russia, Yanukovych will sign the AA with the EU.

In other words, according to Yanukovych the Russians are going to assist Ukraine improve its economy. As soon at the economy gets better, it's good bye Russia, hello EU...  Are you kidding?

The Russian will do everything possible to trash the Ukrainian economy even further....

You have to jump now pal...

p.s. Yanukovych also stressed: "that not less than 20 billion EUR per year were necessary for Ukrainian economy to switch to the European standards. “Overall, about 160 billion EUR are necessary until 2017,” he said.

Just a minute....2014, 2015, 2016, 2017...that's four years.....times 20 billion....hmmm...doesn't that make 80 Billion? Forgot his calculator? Needs to take his shoes and socks off to count above 10?

No wonder the country is in such a mess...